Fella Farrell is angry and he should be. The older (by 3 minutes) twin of Ella Farrell is demanding the recognition he feels he is naturally entitled to. "I'm so sick of playing second toy fiddle to my barely younger sister! Sure, everyone loves a baby girl, but while she is all goo-goo ga-ga I am out there busting my hump trying to put tiny jars of food on the table! What gives?"
It's true Fella seems to be the more mature twin. He is reading at a 3 year old level, drives a small Ferrari power wheels, and works 3rd shift as a stock boy at Key Food - a job Fella admits "Sucks." When not on the clock Fella likes to chase bubbles in the park, spin around in the living room until he falls over, and cook.
So what's next for Fella? "Listen, I just want a little fan fare. A birthday card would be a nice start. Being involved in the Secret Santas every year wouldn't kill anyone either. Also, I would like to live with my family instead of in the box under the grill. If I have to put up with this neglect for another year I will really lose my (diaper deposit)!"
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redheads are generally angry. i wouldn't pay much attention to Fella's incoherent rants.
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